I had a very weird dream last night. They (who, exactly?) say all dreams have meaning. What, then, does this one mean?
I open the door to step outside into near whiteout conditions. It's cold, dark, and I can barely see. The wind is howling, it's snowing, and there's several inches of snow on the ground. I am in a hurry, and I run to my car and start it up. I let it run for a bit, and then carefully start driving down the road. But...something is wrong.
The car doesn't seem to be moving as fast as it should be. I accelerate, but pick up no speed. It's almost like something is weighing me down. "Could just be the extreme cold," I thought. "But why does my car feel so...so...heavy?"
And then I see it.
It was not noticeable at first, as I did a double take. It was hanging down off the roof onto my windshield. A white paw. Not just any white paw. A very LARGE white paw. The size of a child's baseball mitt. With black padding. "Ummmm, what the...?"
I slowed down to less than 10 mph and rolled down my window and, as carefully and quietly as I could, stuck my head out of the window and peeked up onto the roof.
Yep. A polar bear was on the roof of my car.
There it was, taking up the entire roof of my car, just sleeping. I rolled up the window and tried to comprehend what, exactly, was happening. I picked up a little speed and then applied the brakes sharply, wondering if I'd see him roll down onto the front of my car. No such luck. The paw disappeared, and I wondered if he was stirring...
...and he was. I could hear the roof of my car groaning and straining under his enormous weight. Panic was setting in at this point. This had to be a dream, it had to be! I watched as the speedometer crept up to 40, then 50mph and I suddenly braked and turned left sharply. I slid for what seemed to be an eternity and looked over my right shoulder as the bear flew off of the roof, rolled several times into the snow, and disappeared. I had no idea where I was but all I knew was that I was back on the road and a polar bear was no longer on the roof of my car.
Thought all day about what it could mean, but could not figure it out.
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